Drews hole is sentient

Emergency Intercom

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Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 3.8K Ratings

🗓️ 14 July 2023

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Drew recounts the big fart he made from his butt and Enya retells her first kiss story. Can drew find love? Is it even possible at this point? Probably not,,, I don’t even rly want it.

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0:00.0	I'm gonna be the winner!
0:10.0	Welcome for this episode of the Word of the St. Intercom dies.
0:19.4	Something really big happened today.
0:21.7	What?
0:22.7	I lost my virginity this morning.
0:25.4	Oh really?
0:26.4	Yeah, I didn't want to tell you.
0:27.7	I know it's weird that it happened at like 6am.
0:30.4	Wait to who?
0:32.4	Okay.
0:33.4	Oh my god, you're like actually fucking hotting me.
0:36.1	I'm already sharing so much information.
0:38.2	You don't know them.
0:39.2	They go to a different school.
0:41.1	Like hello.
0:42.1	Like are you lying?
0:43.1	Like what that whole thing?
0:44.1	Okay, I actually didn't want to say because it was your fucking mom.
0:46.1	Oh my god, it's literally my mom's birthday tomorrow.
0:49.1	Yeah, well that's why, because I took her virginity too.
0:52.6	Which is weird because you're here.
0:54.0	So it's like, hmm, she lied to you.
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