Drew and Enya went on a date

Emergency Intercom

Enya Umanzor & Drew Phillips

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 5 April 2024

⏱️ 80 minutes

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save emergency intercom, take the survey: https://forms.gle/W6HshHtG7FCwnCgR9 Enya and Drew went on a date and it didn’t work because he’s g*y, but Drew is also flirting with their female landlord? Very confusing… https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, q&a/topic submissions, livestreams, pay for ky's lobotomy Get 20% off your first order when you shop better hydration today using promo code EMERGENCY at https://www.liquid-iv.com/ business inquiries: [email protected] instagram: @emergencyintercom @emergencyintercomclips tiktok: @emergencyintercompod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:48.0	and I've ever...
0:51.0	You know what's crazy is I like made sure that my voice was low enough
0:55.5	because every time I scream on Zoom episodes it like blocks me out so I just hit a new
1:01.0	octave like I just unlocked a new sound humans can make by doing that.
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1:06.5	What's up girl? It's been a couple days since we've seen each other.
1:10.9	I know it's so awkward. It's like we're meeting for the first time. I'm nervous. You look good.
1:16.7	Should we go on a date? Thank you. You don't. Oh, okay. Well, I think I'm gonna wait, let's just cosplay the day, okay?
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1:28.6	I fingered myself.
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