Dressing Up For The Eye Doctor

Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

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4.6 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 9 February 2020

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Larry tries to figure out why he dressed up for his eye doctor appointment. Who is he trying to impress? And we hear why condoms come in packs of 3, 6 and 12. Plus, Larry talks about the movie "An Officer and A Gentleman," and recites the poem "Courage" by Robert William Service.

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0:00.0	And now live from Level 5 productions on the Island of Miloronia, it's the Larry Miller Show. The Good evening Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and everyone who gets dressed up to go to the doctor. Doctor. but in a way aren't we all and it is gorgeous today I'm back on the mainland with
0:46.1	Colonel Jeff and I had a reason for coming back and I'll tell you a little bit
0:51.4	about that but it's beautiful here. It's lovely. And as you know that means a lot to me. I on Meleronia of course I I control the weather and I make it the way I want but here I have no say over the
1:07.9	weather and it was just naturally gorgeous today and I'm always happy when that music makes me feel great.
1:16.5	Of course that's the Robert Logee Orchestra and the Monique Van Voren Dancers featuring Boy Tinner Brad Simpson asking the musical question
1:27.6	on a movie set is the best boy ever a girl and if so does she sometimes need to get a grip good one Brad good
1:37.6	question now you know this and everyone out there knows this and I know this
1:41.8	best boy is a credit on the
1:46.8	cast and crew on the list and to be honest is as many boys many movies as I've been in on as many sets I didn't know
1:56.1	till just now what a best boy was I finally said to Colonel Jeff you know what I'm
2:01.6	going to look that up.
2:03.2	All these movies and that's, which I love and I didn't know what a best boy was.
2:10.5	And I did look it up and a best boy essentially means he's the foreman of his
2:19.5	department so the electrical department has a best boy.
2:24.0	In effect, he's second in command.
2:27.0	And the grips have a best boy, too.
2:32.0	That's the folks who really well set everything up, lights and pipes and frames and everything.
2:40.0	And I've never seen the title, Best Girl, but why not? I mean, I'm sure that the
2:48.6	has been should be and by the way something I didn't even know it's something of a family job that is best
2:56.9	boys are something that gets handed down from father to son so you know what there could be a best girl and I've
3:06.9	always said this is true for years and years everything I've ever been on when
3:11.5	I get to if it's on a location, anywhere around the country, and
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