Dreams, Filming a Disaster, Divorce Laws | Monday Morning Podcast 2-24-25
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 32.8K Ratings
🗓️ 24 February 2025
⏱️ 46 minutes
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Bill rambles about dreams, filming a disaster, and divorce laws.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, |
| 0:06.5 | February 24th, 2025. What's going on? Oh, why are you? How's it going? How's your life? |
| 0:17.3 | Look at the fucking Red Sox making moves. Signing pictures. I don't know who they are, |
| 0:21.8 | but people are excited. I actually ordered that spring training hat, the red one. It's the red |
| 0:29.1 | hat with the blue bill. And back in the day, the B was also blue to match the bill. Now they have it |
| 0:37.2 | white. |
| 0:38.6 | But, you know, I was talking to one of my buddies, |
| 0:41.5 | because when we first watched the Red Sox, |
| 0:43.2 | that's what their uniforms look like. |
| 0:45.0 | The 70s, baseball 70s movies, |
| 0:48.3 | they matched the cereal that you were eating in the morning. |
| 0:59.0 | My whole childhood was, it was like looking at a giant bowl of like fruit loops or tricks. |
| 1:00.0 | It was just, uh, nuclear orange and reds, yellows and greens. |
| 1:06.0 | It was fucking incredible. |
| 1:07.0 | It was just like, I just think enough people in the right positions in life had |
| 1:13.1 | taken LSD, or maybe it was their misinterpretation of what LSD was, and they just, everything |
| 1:19.6 | was like fucking psychedelic. Like the Houston Astros, I mean, good Lord, that uniform, the orange |
| 1:27.0 | hat and then whatever the fuck was going on in the shirt was amazing. |
| 1:30.3 | The pirates with the all yellow from the batting helmet all the way down to the black cleats. |
| 1:37.3 | Everything in it was this fucking amazing yellow. |
| 1:41.3 | The Cardinals had that great, like that vivid blue with the red, which doesn't even |
| 1:48.4 | make sense. You know, I guess red, white, and blue on the flag, but it was just sort of red and blue, |
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