Call from Captain Fartman.

Captain Fartman.

Captain Fartman, is that you?

That is me, Captain Fartman.

What are you become? What's the origin story of that? How did you become, what's the origin story of that? How did you become Captain Fartman?

Well, it started back in my youth.

I don't know why it started.

All right, how far away are you from the telephone right now?

Two feet. away are you from the telephone right now?

Two feet.

Why two feet from your telephone?

I don't know. You're doing something, you know what probably doing you probably have the phone on speaker while you're doing something else

I am actually yeah. Okay, what are you what are you doing? Whoo!

He he he he

Whatever he was doing was illegal. Hello, good evening, good morning, whatever time it is that you're listening to this, if you're in the

shower, if you're in the grocery store, if you were kidnapped and they're playing this for you because you had one last request before they, you know, do what they're going to do and you said, you know, before I die, I want to listen to the episode five of the therapy echo podcast if you're in that

situation then I you know I hope I hope you live I hope you enjoyed your life

all right okay that was stupid I hate doing this. I hate for some reason like if there's people watching me on like a when it's live you know I can just talk and not care and it's whatever but if I'm alone and I'm just recording

Talking to myself I I don't know how to do it and I'm doing the thing where I explain it to you so that it makes me feel better about it

But now this just feels awkward.

All right, enough, enough enough, enough.

All right, in this episode, well, first of all,

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