ATTORNEY GECK (ft. AttorneyTom)

Therapy Gecko

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Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 28 September 2020

⏱️ 124 minutes

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Summary

The most famous catastrophic injury lawyer on TikTok, AttorneyTom, joins us to discuss legal-dilemmas with callers. Stories of a God-fearing career arsonist, anarchy on the road, and spicy encounters underneath a bridge. In the second half we speak with a musician with a tough identity dilemma, lie about shitting on the floor, and wonder if dogs know they are dogs.

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0:00.0	Call from Jay.
0:02.0	Yeah, real quick.
0:07.0	Oh, real quick.
0:08.0	Oh, real quick?
0:10.0	Yeah.
0:11.0	How quick?
0:12.0	Well, here's the thing.
0:14.0	No, how quick, real quick, how quick.
0:16.0	Is this, I wanted to know about the pickup teal.
0:20.0	Are you still doing the 799 pickup deal?
0:23.0	All right, here's what I'm going to tell you, reading right now is I will, I will, I will
0:26.8	engage with this bit, but are you prepared to after doing the bit, you know, provide me
0:32.1	with, I'll do the bit, but if we're just going to do the
0:34.7	bit and then afterwards you're not going to give me anything of
0:36.8	substance I don't know if I want to do the bit if you can promise me that after you do
0:40.8	this bit they'll there'll be something, then I'll do it. I'll yes and your bit.
0:48.4	So the pizza, it's... I gave you an opportunity I gave you a chance I gave you a crossroads I gave you two
0:58.3	options jay and you chose the one that you chose one I gave you a chance Jay I gave you a
1:09.3	I gave you a shot you could have done it you could have done your bit I gave you a shot. You could have done it. You could have done your bit. I gave you an option in which we could, I fucking compromised for you, Jay, and you didn't take it.
1:21.5	Why? We both would have won in that scenario and you still said no.
1:27.0	Why, Jay, why did you do that? Yo, this is Lyle, this is the geck, this is me and I'm in my house and I'm recording an intro to the therapy gecko podcast.
1:46.3	You just heard what happens when you try to prank call into the show.
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