dreaming of a termite free xmas

TyRANTS

Ty French

Comedy, Society & Culture, Personal Journals

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 20 December 2023

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

In this rant, Ty shares an update on the termite city he resides in. Then Ty does a quick pop culture recap: Kendall Jenner and Bad Bunny break up, Squid Game: The Challenge is done, and an Amanda Bynes Podcast update. Then Ty tries to get in the holiday spirit by ranting about anything Christmas that comes to mind. Christmas pajamas, the nightmare before Christmas, elf yourself, All I want for Christmas is you, and a ton of other random Christmas crap. Watch this episode here: ...

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0:00.0	My name is Thai French and these are my rants.
0:05.0	Welcome to Tyrants.
0:08.0	Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
0:12.0	Tyne Kins. Tangles.
0:14.0	All we have is on.
0:17.0	Tins.
0:18.0	Then to Tans.
0:21.0	To Tans. to Tari-Tai-Lai.
0:28.0	Hello, Hello, hello, and welcome back to Tyrants.
0:31.0	My name is Tai French and these are my rants.
0:34.0	It's the most beautiful time of the year.
0:37.3	Lights feel the streets spreading so much cheer.
0:46.8	Happy Wednesday everyone, happy Hump Day. It is the last Wednesday before Christmas.
0:53.0	Oh, oh, and I'm low-key feeling like Scrooge right now. I'm feeling like the Grinch. I'm really not having the best day and I'm not in the best moo-wah-wode, so I'm trying to turn it up for my type of rants and you know I'm here we're gonna get in the Christmas
1:16.2	spirit together because Christmas is about together and this and about you know
1:21.4	family friends tyrants, love, chair.
1:26.6	And so I'm ready to get into some cheer.
1:31.0	And you know what, my tyrants always get me in a better mood sitting down
1:33.8	ranting with my tyrants always gets me in a better mood but right now I'm just
1:39.7	ready to rip somebody's head off because my life is so hard.
1:47.1	And I'm so over at, I'm so over at.
1:49.7	I just feel like I am a chicken running around with my head cut off,
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