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Distorted View Daily

Drawing With Dog Turds: The Home Game

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 7 November 2022

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

ON TODAY’S SHOW Youtard Shane Lee Once Again Addresses THOSE Rumors 2:11.967 Barefooters Are A Weird Group Of People 7:27.620 A Date Rejection Prompts A Heartful Original Song 15:49.202 Suckin Da Pee Pee Through A Tube? 20:02.945 Drawing With Dog Turds – The Home Game 23:12.739 Sign Up For The Sideshow Today! 27:22.768 Dumb Baby Gets Toilet Stuck Over Her Dumb Baby Head 29:12.967 US Airforce Flies A Penis Route 35:23.279 Jeff Bezos Gave His Housekeepers Multiple UTI’s 37:41.412 Voicemails: […]

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0:00.0

Hey, Franks, it's Monday, November 7th, 2022, coming up on the program today, living

0:05.6

that barefooter's lifestyle.

0:07.8

No, thank you.

0:08.8

Plus, maybe sucking up a penis through a two-bison option.

0:12.6

No?

0:13.6

Drawing with dog turds, and the US Air Force falls into penile formation.

0:18.4

All this was your voice, males.

0:19.4

Taday!

0:31.0

Banana, banana, no, your banana, small, large green ripe banana, banana, banana, banana, no, your banana, small, large green ripe banana.

0:50.0

Is it young?

0:52.0

Is it green?

0:53.0

Is it poor?

0:54.0

Is it bitter?

0:55.0

Is it fake?

0:56.0

Is it lunch?

0:58.0

Is it oil?

0:59.0

Is it lunch?

1:00.0

Is it soap or the steam?

1:03.0

This long green green rice, banana, banana, banana, no, your banana, small, large green ripe banana, you got to know your banana.

1:19.0

Gross, Mitchell, and Apple, banana, grim stone, and seedling, banana, rock, booster, and cherry, banana, silver, and lacten, giant vegan honey, banana, banana, no, your banana, small, large green ripe, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana

1:49.0

banana, banana, broa, banana, banana, banana, banana

2:19.0

Throb Timothy Amber Theson, or just hey, you're a timbassil. You tim-witted idiot. Timothy

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