A Chewed Up Chode And Gangrenous Balls

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Tim Henson

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🗓️ 9 November 2022

⏱️ 56 minutes

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ON TODAY’S SHOW Introduction 0:00.000 Election Night In America 2:29.166 The Jesuits Are Hurting Gail’s Feet 11:22.363 Highlights From Meade’s Stream 14:52.178 Incel Calls The Cops To Help Him Harass And Stalk Girl 22:29.348 Sign Up For The Sideshow – DV’s Member Site 31:53.651 A Hollywood Mogul’s Chewed Up Looking Chode 34:00.250 Measuring Your Penis Internally With USB Cable 39:57.037 A Raw Chicken In Your Carry-On Luggage Isn’t Suspicious At All 43:36.661 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending 45:27.879 Have Your Voicemail […]

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0:00.0	Hey, Frank, since Wednesday, November 9, 2022, coming up on the program today, one attorney
0:05.0	general thinks every school of America should have a drag queen on staff.
0:08.8	Plus, an in-cell calls the police to help him stalk and harass his victim, and which fat
0:15.1	movie executive rapist has a chewed up dick and gangrenous balls.
0:20.4	You're not reminding my father.
0:24.4	Reminds you before.
0:25.4	Yeah, but I kind of find a devil word for that.
0:28.4	Probably Peter or something beautiful, or I could say love either way.
0:32.4	My name is Stacey, and that's the wagon man.
0:35.4	And he, he let, he let this up girl.
0:38.4	He got in with the dinosaur.
0:42.4	The dinosaur ate him?
0:44.4	He ate the guy, but he didn't, but the time point makes him go down further into the house.
0:54.4	He's so happy there.
0:56.4	He's traveling through time.
0:58.4	So he goes to the dinosaur time, and he gets eaten, and then he somehow gets to a house.
1:04.4	And then he goes to the house, and then he goes all the way down to the mountain to see the devil.
1:09.4	And that's hell.
1:11.4	What do you want to go there?
1:13.4	Probably going bloody mess.
1:16.4	But I like heaven.
1:18.4	I love Eastluck, I should get candy.
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