Dracula's Bedroom

SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins

Paul F. Tompkins

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 4.1K Ratings

🗓️ 3 May 2015

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Paul F. Tompkins welcomes ye back to Spontaneanation! This week he is joined by special guest Maria Thayer ofForgetting Sarah Marshall andEagleheart! They chat about where Maria was when she realized God was a wholly implausible lie, finding out about same sex relationships in art school, and why she believes in magic. Paul is then joined by his pals from his showNo, You Shut Up!, improvisers Drew Massey, Colleen Smith and Victor Yerrid,to improvise a story set in Draculas Bedroom. As always, the one and only Eban Schletter scores it all on piano. You wont want to miss theterrible truth revealed by Dracula to his son!

Transcript

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0:00.0	Welcome. I welcome ye. You.
0:06.0	It's old time he speak.
0:08.0	Welcome ye and you.
0:11.0	To spontaneous nation.
0:14.0	You are welcome to this place.
0:16.0	A place where anything can happen.
0:19.0	Weird stuff. Fun stuff. Sad stuff. where anything can happen.
0:21.9	Weird stuff.
0:23.0	Fun stuff.
0:24.1	Sad stuff.
0:26.3	Stuff that climbs on rocks.
0:28.2	That's from an old commercial.
0:29.7	Hello, everyone.
0:32.1	My name is Paul F. Tompkins.
0:35.2	I am the host of this year podcast called Spontaneanation.
0:38.9	And look, I ain't trying to hurt no one.
0:46.5	I'm just trying to have a good time with some comedy fun that I think everyone can enjoy.
0:49.0	Let me put an age rage on it.
0:51.7	Six to 60.
0:52.7	Sorry, five-year-olds.
0:56.6	And people who are just hoping to enjoy their retirement.
0:58.9	You cannot enjoy this.
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