This week's travel cast is brought to you by to Penn's the most trusted least assuring name an adult and morbidly obese toddler diaperware.

Hey, I get it. There's a lethal and highly infectious virus out there spreading around the planet trying to kill everyone,

and never has it been this hard to buy more toilet paper than you'll ever need.

Things are rough. We'll get through it though.

In the meantime, you're washing your hands every chance you get. You're staying away from

large crowds and events, trying to keep your mouth off all the interesting stuff

you come across in the occasional phone booth, but you know how it is. Old habits die hard.

And in any case, it's toilet paper you're after, just like everyone else, same as it ever was.

Now, for all their differences, time and toilet paper have one thing in common.

You never really appreciate it fully until you run out.

But hey, what if I told you it didn't have to be that way? You don't actually need that giant

palette of jumbo-sized quilted northern anymore.

You never did.

Those days are over, my friend.

You don't have to walk the streets for money.

You don't have to wear that dress tonight hell you don't even have to get

off the couch two words folks for those of you wondering roughly how many words I'm

about to say adult adult diapers.

The toilet paper you can wear like shorts and keep on using over and over depends.

Now I know what you're thinking.

Norm, why do I need diapers? The bathroom's just over there.

Well, my friend, you just demonstrated exactly why you need diapers,

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