Drab That P*ssy w/ Jim Norton

Race Wars

Kurt Metzger and Sherrod Small

Comedy

4.1 • 778 Ratings

🗓️ 16 February 2017

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Jim Norton is back on the program with Kurt & Sherrod this week as they get into the strange leaders of the Liberian civil war & Pope Benedicts awful red shoes before writer Robert George stops by & tests some of his stand up jokes on us. Subscribe to our Patreon page for this weeks bonus ep with Jim Norton & Alison Klemp as we hear details of adolescent sexual activity in Edison, NJ

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0:00.0	This is a stand-up labs production, powered by digital media.
0:07.2	It's what we do, baby.
0:09.8	This is Race Wars.
0:12.8	I have the power.
0:15.0	Yeah.
0:16.2	How's it feels?
0:17.1	With Kurt Metzker.
0:17.9	You're out of your fucking mind, dude.
0:19.3	And Charade Small.
0:20.6	Saddle down, bitch. Bitch. fucking mind, dude and Charade Small.
0:22.0	Biddle down, bitch.
0:26.8	We're back, baby.
0:27.9	Race was in the building.
0:30.0	Jim Norton just got up and left the bill.
0:32.2	You got Norton in the house. You left at the perfect time.
0:33.8	Yeah, I had to spit my gum out.
0:36.4	Oh.
0:36.9	And since there was no belly button available, I'm like, I'll walk it over in the garbage guy.
0:43.0	Good God Almighty. Jimmy, I'm glad you're back.
0:45.3	Me too, man. I'm happy to be here.
0:47.0	Yeah. Dumb Kurt, uh. Are you going out of town tomorrow?
0:50.4	No, you're here. Okay. Where are you going?
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