Dr. Schimmel, Part Deux

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Talk Radio, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 14.6K Ratings

🗓️ 25 August 2015

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

Dr. Schimmel is back in the office, answering her fans’ calls and letters with only the bitchiest wisdom. Never without an inspirational quote, Jackie also calls upon those closest to her to offer her listeners some advice but finds that they are essentially basic as fuck.

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0:00.0	Hello everyone!
0:15.8	If you can't tell by my deeply therapeutic and mature tone today, I am living as my best
0:21.3	and wisest self and channeling my unlicensed alter ego, Dr. Shimmel.
0:27.1	I have opened my phone lines, my soul, my heart, and every single fucking orifice in hopes
0:32.5	of providing you with the intimate guidance of the Bitchie BFF you never asked for.
0:37.5	Hopefully people call in, or this is going to be super duper awkward.
0:41.3	Um, alright bitches, let's go.
0:44.5	Hello!
0:46.5	Hi Adrian!
0:47.5	How are you?
0:48.5	How are you?
0:49.5	I'm good, I'm so good, how are you?
0:51.5	Oh, I'm just at work.
0:53.1	Ugh, boring.
0:54.1	Are you actually working?
0:55.1	I'm walking away.
0:56.1	Oh you walked away, good for you girl.
0:58.3	Alright, so what's your question?
1:00.2	Oh wait, before we start are you the person that made me your woman crush Wednesday?
1:04.4	Duh!
1:05.4	Oh my god, I love you!
1:07.4	Oh my god, and who is that bitch that said she's fucking ugly?
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