Dr. Schimmel - Breaking Dawn, Pt. 2

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Talk Radio, Comedy, Society & Culture

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🗓️ 20 April 2016

⏱️ 31 minutes

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It's music to your ears - Part 2 of our latest Dr. Schimmel session. Prepare your Lexapro prescription pad and a stiff drink, because some bitches are about to get TOLD.

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0:00.0	Hello everyone, Jackie Shimmel here.
0:17.2	I am in the fetal position.
0:19.0	I'm sick as fuck.
0:20.9	I've been on vacation all weekend.
0:23.5	A couple of weeks ago we recorded Dr. Shimmel and we got so many amazing calls that we actually
0:29.3	broke it up into a two-parter which is very exciting.
0:35.4	Kind of like sex in the city one and two except there will be no bad karaoke scene in this
0:42.3	episode.
0:43.4	So grab your Xanax and a body pillow, find a nice dark corner to flicker the lights in
0:52.2	and enjoy.
0:54.0	Dr. Shimmel, part Duh.
0:58.5	Hi Maggie, how are you?
1:00.4	I'm good, how are you?
1:02.5	Good, I just realized I sounded exactly like Kyle Richards when I said it.
1:05.8	How are you?
1:06.8	Sorry.
1:07.8	That's my question.
1:09.8	It's kind of like a story-ish.
1:13.0	I know that you did a performance at a formal where you did a dance with streamers and
1:20.4	stuff like on a drink and endeavor.
1:24.1	Yes.
1:25.1	Streamers and labia.
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