Dr. Phil Makes Bert Cry | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 18 November 2024

⏱️ 65 minutes

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0:00.0	The big game weekend just got even bigger.
0:02.5	Oh, you want to add drugs and alcohol?
0:03.8	Okay.
0:04.4	Your boy, Bert Kreischer, is coming to New Orleans.
0:06.5	Saturday, February 8.
0:07.7	He's bringing Nikki Glazer, Tony Hinchcliff, and Adam Ray as Dr. Phil.
0:11.5	Come here right now.
0:12.2	Get tickets now at burr, burt, burt, burt.com.
0:15.1	100%.
0:16.1	Brand new two bears, one cave, and I am lucky enough to be joined by a man that would be perfect in my life right now because I am going through a moment.
0:28.4	My current partner, Tom Zaguerre, is looking at ski chaletes in Switzerland, purchasing.
0:33.9	That's what he's calling it.
0:34.9	Yeah.
0:35.2	I remember when I had my ski chalet face.
0:38.4	We know what it is, Tom.
0:39.5	We know who you are.
0:40.2	Did you ever cheat on your wife?
0:41.7	Multiple times.
0:42.6	Okay.
0:43.1	Nice.
0:43.2	Yeah, let's get into it.
0:44.3	Let's say from the early 90s was a time when everybody was fucking around,
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