Welcome everyone to the RPC podcast. I am Nick Shaw joined by Dr. Mike Isretel. What's up, man?

Hey, Mr. Nick Shaw. How are you? Good. Mike, everyone wants to know. Everyone wants to hear from you on this

fucking controversy that's been going around all over the internet. Today is the day that it ends and it dies right here, right now on the RPSrank podcast. Are you ready to finally address this big fucking controversy? You know what, Nick? Yes. Yes, let's do it. Fuck it. Let's go.

We said we weren't going to talk about it. We're like, you know what?

There's no reason to. There's no reason to bring it up. There's no reason to lead in to the hate-fueled internet fest out there.

But damn it, here we are.

It feels too good not to lead into.

It's time to address these nasty, nasty rumors that refuse to die.

Folks, here we go.

Dr. Mike, what is the best Halloween candy?

Raisies comes.

This is the easiest controversy I've ever had to address.

Get out of my face.

The answer is Reesies Cups.

And if you have another answer, your answer is respectfully wrong.

And the correct answer is Recy's Cups.

Think about Nick how it would make you feel of a child to get like a tootsie roll in your back for Halloween. I mean,

you're from the wrong side of the tracks metaphorically, even if not physically, that if you got king-size Recy cups. Now, so that was keeping track for Recy's cups in one container,

you just assume those people have a trillion dollars in butlers with a Reese's

Cups factory in the back. It is Reese's Cubs first, second, and third as the best candy you can

you can get on a Halloween. But I have to say there's an honorable mention. She's back there.

He didn't place in the top five. She's got a bikini on. She bought all the sparkly things. She was so cute. It's just such a tough contest at this level. So you come up to go, hey, was it, um, I just thought you had a great look. I think you have a great look. And she's like, oh my God, thank you. That means the world. And you're like, yeah. you're like, yeah, what was her name again? And she's like, oh, my God, thank you. That means the world. And you're like, yeah, what was her name again? And she's like, it was peanut M&Ms. And you're like, yes, yes, it really was. And you looked great. And I thought, I honestly had you top three. She's like, really? You're like, no, I'm just trying to get raped. I don't forget me.

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