Dr. Methattan
The Snark Tank
Snark Tank
4.8 • 860 Ratings
🗓️ 3 March 2026
⏱️ 131 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the SNARTC. |
| 0:12.6 | Okay. |
| 0:14.7 | Welcome. |
| 0:16.8 | Welcome to yet another dastardly devious. |
| 0:25.6 | Another D, another D, another D adjective. |
| 0:27.7 | Destructive. |
| 0:28.6 | Dirty. |
| 0:29.6 | Dirty. |
| 0:30.6 | Dirty. |
| 0:31.6 | Damed. |
| 0:32.6 | Dufious. |
| 0:34.6 | Dufious. |
| 0:35.6 | Dufious. |
| 0:36.6 | Yeah. There you go. |
| 0:38.5 | Perfect. |
| 0:39.7 | Another dark tank episode with me and Derek Chris is unfortunately trapped under |
| 0:44.4 | trillions of feet of snow in New York. |
| 0:48.0 | They don't know, they don't know what New York looks like. |
| 0:51.7 | It looks like a cotton swab now for the most part thanks zoran much |
| 0:56.7 | appreciated zoran mom dani mom fucking what is his middle name hussein or some shit yeah |
| 1:02.3 | fucking fucking zoran hussein mom dummy bin laden that's crazy mom mar Gaddafi fucking everything every terrible thing but uh |
| 1:17.3 | welcome to another dark tank episode uh chris's not going to be here today he's unfortunately |
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