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Hello Every oh is your camera is we're good we're locked in now

all right I just don't think I just forgetting that your camera does the auto thing

and then I I just remember that one time it freaked out with Dude, that was a, that was a peak podcast moment.

That was environmental, the environmental storytelling of that too was crazy because it panned over to pills almost on purpose.

Yeah, like it just needed to know, like, Derek's a drug addict.

It would be fucking weird.

It would be so crazy for me to be like, have like a real pill problem.

And I just leave the pill so just just

slightly off camera like oh they won't see it like that's a well they get well you got

have it in within arm's reach at all yeah yeah I love because it's bad that's how serious you got

to get your drags man I get it well listen welcome Well, listen, welcome to the Snark Tank podcast.

We're here.

We're here again. I'm still in New York. I didn't expect to be, but, you know, doing a lot of shit here. But it is me, Chris. It is him, Sweeney. It's him, Derek. Here you get again. Snark Tank, Patreon. to com slash the sn Snark Tank. You can go over there. Early ad free. Exclusive episodes. All that, all that jazz.

Uh, man. So here's the thing. It's very, we have several things to talk about. Most of it's

video game related. So if you're not a, if you're not a video game dweeb, it's probably

going to be a rough episode. We could open it up with war. That might, that could maybe ease some

of your, uh, some of the average people in. Oh, I mean, you could have just saying it the way you would sing it, but I mean, I sang it the way that the legendary Mr. Jackie Chan sang it.

Mr. I hate lesbians Chan would sing.

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