Doug loves minnie.

Hey, short rounds. My name is Doug, and this is Doug Loves Minis, the show that doesn't

care how you did in your Oscar pool, coming to you from very close to the Dolby Theater

on the day after the Oscars Monday, March 3rd, 2014, Wolf of Wall Street Fight, Terminator

2 Judgment Day of the Dead Men walking

tall the president's men. I was very right about the Oscar wins of Alfonso Kieran,

McConaughey, Nyango, Blanchet, Frozen, and the Gravity Technical Sweep, but I blew it on the

short films and a couple other categories, one of little ones like

Best Picture. So don't listen to me next year. Speaking of the Oscars, Doug's movie a day,

Day 91, I watched Rush on Demand, and not only was that dude Daniel Bruill robbed of a best

supporting actor nod, he also wasn't a supporting character.

The movie is the story of two race car drivers, and he's one of them. That'd be like saying

Frost or Nixon was a supporting character in Frost slash Nixon. And all the ads that said Rush

was Ron Howard's best movie? Way off! Unless they think the only other movie he's done was How the Grinch

Stole Christmas. I'll be back on at midnight on Thursday and best week ever on Friday, so check

those out if you have Comedy Central and VH1 and the need to be a Doug Benson completest. Day

92, I saw a screening of Welcome to the Jungle, a comedy starring John

Claude Van Dam. Yeah, a comedy with J-C-V-D. Fortunately, past and future Douglas movies

guest Rob Heubel is hilarious in it. Doug digs it. So excited to be going on the Parahoy

cruise on Friday. If you're on the boat with me and Paramore and

Tegan and Sarah and Jacob Siroff, be sure to say hi, and you know how I spell that. Day 93, I got to

see the Lego movie at Sinefamily, thank you SinaFamily, the night before it opened, and I'm here

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