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Steve is intrigued by the paranormal.

Other worldly spirits really make a house a home, you know?

Janice has different taste.

I'd like my house to not be haunted.

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You know, these days when I look around this great country of ours,

it is obvious to me that everyone hates each other, but it shouldn't be that way. Not everyone deserves

to be hated. As President, I promise to do my best to restore civilness. I mean whatever happened to manners.

Let's get back to the good old days when we addressed people with respect. We'd say,

this is my boss Mr. Smith. Or this coffee is cold, but that skirt sure is hot.

Miss Thompson.

There, was that so hard?

Problem solved.

While we're on the topic of women in the workplace, when it comes to who is better

for a job, a man or even a woman, I don't see color.

I think women have the same rights men have.

Heck, my third wife, Karen, had way more rights than I did, 25% more, according to the lawyers.

Irregardless, I believe everybody should be treated equal.

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