Doug LaDouche For President - Constitutionalist
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🗓️ 26 September 2016
⏱️ 3 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | When you love riding a motorcycle, you want to ride it everywhere, even to a physical. |
| 0:05.0 | Let's check your weight, hop on the scale. |
| 0:07.0 | Look at that, you're down a few pounds. |
| 0:11.0 | Oh yeah, must be the new carbon fiber wheels. |
| 0:13.2 | And when you love saving money, you want to save even more. |
| 0:16.3 | That's why GEICO makes it easy to bundle your motorcycle and car insurance. |
| 0:20.0 | I'm going to prescribe 91 octane for your engine knock, |
| 0:22.4 | and we'll want to see you again in 3,000 miles. |
| 0:24.8 | Kick start your savings with GEICO Motorcycle. |
| 0:28.0 | Bundle and save on the things you love. |
| 0:30.0 | I'm Doug Laddoosh and I approve this ad. |
| 0:34.0 | When I'm out campaigning and shaking voters hands, |
| 0:39.0 | people often ask, who are you? |
| 0:42.0 | Well, let me tell you exactly who I am. I am a man who believes in |
| 0:48.8 | strictly following the Constitution. Our Bill of Rights spells it out pretty clearly. |
| 0:56.0 | Thou shalt not kill, thou shalt not steal, and Sunday shall be a day off. |
| 1:05.4 | The only one I might amend is that one about not coveting thy neighbor's wife. It's not my fault my neighbor Sheila is always out there mowing |
| 1:17.0 | her lawn in a skimpy bikini bending over to drink from the hose in her backyard and acting like she doesn't see me watching her from my shed. |
| 1:28.0 | Anyway, in addition to being a strict constitutionalist, also who I am, is a man who is not in the pocket of big business. |
| 1:40.0 | I have never taken nor even been offered a campaign contribution. |
| 1:47.0 | Money can't buy political favors from Doug Ladouche. |
| 1:51.0 | They must be earned. So on election day, vote for me, Doug LeDooch, a man who wants |
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