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The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

Doug LaDouche For President - Constitutionalist

The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

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🗓️ 26 September 2016

⏱️ 3 minutes

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0:00.0

When you love riding a motorcycle, you want to ride it everywhere, even to a physical.

0:05.0

Let's check your weight, hop on the scale.

0:07.0

Look at that, you're down a few pounds.

0:11.0

Oh yeah, must be the new carbon fiber wheels.

0:13.2

And when you love saving money, you want to save even more.

0:16.3

That's why GEICO makes it easy to bundle your motorcycle and car insurance.

0:20.0

I'm going to prescribe 91 octane for your engine knock,

0:22.4

and we'll want to see you again in 3,000 miles.

0:24.8

Kick start your savings with GEICO Motorcycle.

0:28.0

Bundle and save on the things you love.

0:30.0

I'm Doug Laddoosh and I approve this ad.

0:34.0

When I'm out campaigning and shaking voters hands,

0:39.0

people often ask, who are you?

0:42.0

Well, let me tell you exactly who I am. I am a man who believes in

0:48.8

strictly following the Constitution. Our Bill of Rights spells it out pretty clearly.

0:56.0

Thou shalt not kill, thou shalt not steal, and Sunday shall be a day off.

1:05.4

The only one I might amend is that one about not coveting thy neighbor's wife. It's not my fault my neighbor Sheila is always out there mowing

1:17.0

her lawn in a skimpy bikini bending over to drink from the hose in her backyard and acting like she doesn't see me watching her from my shed.

1:28.0

Anyway, in addition to being a strict constitutionalist, also who I am, is a man who is not in the pocket of big business.

1:40.0

I have never taken nor even been offered a campaign contribution.

1:47.0

Money can't buy political favors from Doug Ladouche.

1:51.0

They must be earned. So on election day, vote for me, Doug LeDooch, a man who wants

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