We were asked recently if we have any ghost stories.

We were, yeah.

By someone who wanted to know if we could guest on a podcast.

Yeah. And neither of us have any ghost stories. We're terribly unsupernatural. Here's the thing. Why don't I have ghost stories? I get why you don't have ghost stories. You don't put yourself in a position where you could see a ghost. That's true. I started to think about it.

Yeah.

I stay at haunted hotels.

You do.

I seek them out.

You ask for it, frankly.

I ask for it. I go on these stupid paranormal tours and I know we're fake, but I find them fun and I like being spooked. I go to famously haunted houses and like do a nighttime, midnight candlelight fucking tour you insist on staying

in lizzie borden's house every time we're in Massachusetts wherever the fuck that was

that's just because the the breakfast is really good day right yeah that yeah that yeah

they have a really good breakfast they have a good package yeah yeah and have free acts in your

room yeah freshly chopped parsley on all the dishes. And like I said, like I live in

an old, like a building is over a hundred years old. I'm sure someone's died in my apartment in a hundred years. If it's only one, it's a shock. If it's only one. And so I'm like, what the hell goes? If you exist, frankly, you're being root. Yeah. And you want to know what, You know what? I'm going to jump. I'm going to piggyback on this a little bit.

You want to know what I tell'm going to jump. I'm going to piggyback on this a little bit.

You want to know what I tell everyone about you? I say, Erica is my friend. Erica is my friend that I can take to any place. I can take her to any party, any group of friends that I'm with, and I can just drop her there. And she's fine. So you know what ghosts? She's a good time.

Yeah.

Fuck you, ghosts.

I'm fun.

Yeah.

How dare you?

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