Double Dribble Dick

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 6 July 2020

⏱️ 13 minutes

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Summary

The boys preview the new merch, discover the scientific way to measure your dick size, and Michael shares a Patreon-Only sequel to his anal adventures from this weeks main episode. Plus we get in to hella listener updates on peeing wrong, working at hotels, and more.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Game hub bings you dick.
0:01.6	What do you measure from with the ruler?
0:05.2	I measure from my ankle.
0:07.1	I measure from the guy standing behind me.
0:09.2	I go from your dick to mine.
0:10.9	I measure so much else's dick.
0:12.6	Is there anybody out there who honestly is like right at the best?
0:17.3	No.
0:18.3	You either push into the skin.
0:20.3	Well, technically science was like you have more dick like inside of you.
0:24.7	You can just kind of push as far down as you can.
0:27.3	Oh really?
0:28.3	I'm not a little bit more.
0:29.3	So I haven't been cheating this all time.
0:31.2	Do you measure from underneath?
0:33.6	You measure from underneath?
0:34.6	Are you inside?
0:36.1	Hmm.
0:37.0	How is go to top?
0:38.4	Top?
0:39.3	Like I measure it like the top.
0:40.4	Like I measure from here.
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