Hello and welcome to Dopey, the podcast about drugs addiction, some recovery and lots of dumb shit. I'm Dave.

My name is Chris and we are in Southampton, Southampton, New York kicking it like good fellas.

Why like good fellas? That's what rap guys say when they feel like they're wealthy.

Oh, they're kicking it like good fellows. But that might be never heard that.

Well, maybe I made it up. But Chris is his family is so wealthy. Why are you harp on this so much?

That in the bathroom. In the bathroom that the toilet cleaner is motorized. I never saw one of those before.

Why? The toilet cleaner you have to switch on it. No, there's no one say I get it. I'm gonna get it.

He's gonna motorize toilet. Well, we should take a picture of this for Instagram. He's also made of gold.

You're such an idiot. But my family is not that wealthy. This is all just part of Dave's elaborate plan to somehow put me down or something.

His family is so wealthy. He's got a toilet brush made of gold. Let me see.

Dude, you're getting toilet water all over the table. In my phone.

It's out of juice. Hold on. It's not working.

Here, hold it up for a picture. This toilet brush can't hold the charge.

Hold it up a little bit like that.

Am I the picture?

Now, give some toilet water, literally, on Dave's phone sitting on the glass on his phone and all over the table, which we've been eating off of.

Why is it wet? Were you using it? Did you clog the toilet?

I was cleaning my mouth out.

But why is it wet? Nobody's been here forever.

I don't know. That's a really good question. The other question is, why are there gourd?

Why are there gourd on the steps if nobody's been here?

Is there some sort of decorator who comes by to make sure it's seasonally fit?

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