Hello and welcome to Dopey, the podcast about drugs, addiction and dumb shit.

I'm Chris and it's very, very, very odd because here we are not on the low

re side of Manhattan. In fact, we are in luxurious Southampton or the South

Hamptons. No, the southern most part of the Hamptons. Southampton. Southampton.

Yeah, in a very, very, very, very fancy house with a big pool shaped like a bean.

It's a little country house. It's not a little country house. It's like a

fucking little country house if you're a very, very wealthy person. And you

should see all the big portraits of Chris that line the walls, there's

paintings of him. What do you mean? There's one painting. There's, there's

paintings of him and his, his, his rich brothers and sisters. Then there's a

picture of him like kneeling with this gigantic football jersey on and he's

got this fucking short haircut and you know after the game, all he's

thinking about is I can't wait to smoke crack when I get off the field. Right? Is

that what you're thinking? That is very true. He's like 12. He's like, I need to

shoot math. I get off the field. You actually reminded me of a story I can tell

right now. Great. Okay, so we had, I was my sophomore year, we were playing this

school called Rivers and made this big game and like I hadn't really been like

playing a lot, you know, what position did you put as a guard in the

middle linebacker? Okay. Offensive guard in the linebacker. And so, did you

ever catch the ball and run? No, you just protect. No, I did one time, but that

wasn't even, it wasn't even in a varsity game. It was like when I was younger.

So you were a varsity football player in high school. Yeah. Did you wear one of

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