Hello and welcome to Dopey, the podcast about drugs, addiction and dumb shit and I'm Dave.

I'm Chris. Here we are in the lower east side of Manhattan. You're supposed to sit on the lower east side.

Oh, is it on? You know what I've always wondered. So there's soho, you know, which is south of Houston.

And then there's noho. What if you live on-housed in?

Maybe on a house. Is it on-home? Nice. Just tell that joke to Modi.

Maybe if you're on one side of the street, it's soho. If you're on the other side of the street, it's noho.

But what if you're right in the middle of the street?

Right, you're on-home.

Really? But nobody says that.

It's because they say I'm on a house in the street.

You don't have realized doing these things.

Which things?

These podcast things.

This is that I think, I mean, as long as we don't have to talk a lot about drugs, I mean, we leave it in there.

This is just endless. I think it's just this endless amount of crap that we could talk about.

Because we have nothing to say, but we have a lot of it.

Yeah, I guess. That's the really negative way to talk about it.

What do you mean?

We're making a podcast about drugs, addiction, and dumb shit.

So luckily, we're getting more and more to the latter though.

Fine, but that's what the podcast is about.

Yeah. It's about drugs, addiction, and dumb shit.

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