Hello and welcome to Dopey, the podcast about drugs, recovery and dumb shit.

I'm Dave. I'm tired. What else is there? My name is Chris. Remember when you started

whispering in the intro? He's like that? No. Dude, why did you just sit your

tired really? A little bit. But I got my Pepsi Max which has double caffeine

and ginseng. Did you ever drink jolt? Yeah, I did. Like twice the sugar and all the caffeine.

Yeah, I was, uh, when I was a little kid. No, it was double caffeine too.

All the sugar and twice the caffeine. That was a tagline. I wonder why they said twice the

sugar and all the caffeine. It's twice the caffeine and all the sugar. Yeah. But either way,

it's a really good tagline. It is. And I don't know why that went away. And you'd think you would do

better now, right? Because there's all these energy drinks and shit. Most people don't even know

Pepsi Max has double caffeine. Yeah, he used to market it that way. That'd be these people like kind

of falling asleep. You know what I mean? Like kind of nodding out like the guy in the O from Dopey.

And then they drink a Pepsi Max and they had like, perk up and they'd start bawling it.

Really? That was the old one? That was like the commercial for Pepsi Max. You'd think there

would be a market even within the Dopey nation for a drink with twice the caffeine and all the sugar.

Well, so technically a Pepsi Max meets the criteria for an energy drink and I forget what it is,

but they don't market it as an energy drink. And it just tastes like diet Pepsi. Is there a coke

drink that is all the twice the caffeine? No, just Pepsi. Just Pepsi Max. And it's diet.

And it's diet. You like it much more? Do you love the caffeine? I like the caffeine. I actually think

it tastes pretty good and there's ginseng in it, which I feel like is mine full or something.

They're like, oh, I'm getting my ginseng. A few weeks ago in the middle of the day,

Chris calls me out and he goes, Dave, I found this really amazing celtzer. It's got caffeine and

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