Hello junkies, crackheads, stoners, pill poppers, booze bags, coke fiends, ravers, rockers,

hippies, hobos, potheads, wasteoids, losers, hipsters, racists, therapists, professors, homophobes,

flaming homosexuals, big book thumpers, 12 steppers, hypnotists, skinheads, Mormons,

Jews, agnostics, askimos, and any and all other members of the dopey nation.

Welcome to dopey, the podcast on drug addiction and dumb shit, and here's Dave and Chris.

Thank you Ben.

Here we are again.

Did you write that little thing?

Oh, you did.

Okay.

That's good.

And so weird, god slash Todd shot moment as we are sitting here, we just finished recording

an episode where we had done a Twitter request for what we're going to do on the show,

and good old Scott Countryman starts barrage us with tweets he's still going.

The third tweet was when's the next time Todd is coming on the show.

And as he tweeted it, Todd comes to the door.

Here he is.

And not only is he on the show he's here in person, there's a milestone for dopey.

I have to say one thing though, I'm very taken aback by the big Ted.

You haven't, but scary.

You were nothing like when I thought you were going to look like you.

Really?

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