Dopey114: Buying/Selling Fake Drugs, Obsession and Compulsion, Bomb Cyclone, Fat Albert, Cravings, Crackhead, Pretend Therapy

Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction and Recovery

Dave & Chris

Comedy, Health & Fitness, Health & Fitness:mental Health, Mental Health, Alternative Health

4.8 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 6 January 2018

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

We read one of the best Dopey emails of all time about buying and selling fake heroin and cocaine. We talk about the obsession and compulsion to use. Chris does mock therapy with Dave. A voice over professional provides us with a new intro. Chris' childhood friend leaves a voice memo about a time he bought cocaine with Chris in the hood... and Chris managed to ruin the cocaine. We play a fat albert tribute to Dopey by Jon.

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0:00.0	Hello junkies, crackheads, stoners, pill poppers, booze bags, coke fiends, ravers, rockers,
0:25.6	hippies, hobos, potheads, wasteoids, losers, hipsters, racists, therapists, professors, homophobes,
0:31.8	flaming homosexuals, big book thumpers, 12 steppers, hypnotists, skinheads, Mormons,
0:37.5	Jews, agnostics, escamos, and any and all other members of the dopey nation.
0:43.3	Welcome to dopey, the podcast on drug addiction and dumb shit, and here's Dave and Chris.
0:50.2	Hey like that, I like it man, it's pretty good. Now we're doing it every time.
0:55.4	I don't know maybe. Okay, what do you think? I like it, who is that? That's my cousin's husband,
1:00.8	but the voiceover guy. I think that's good. It's pretty good right? It's good, I like it.
1:06.0	Alright, well go, here we are, hippies, hobos. You know, the only thing missing is Dominicans.
1:11.4	Dominicans. I would love if Dominicans is on the list. Yeah. Oh my god, tweets are coming in.
1:17.6	Where here we are doing dopey. How you feel? I feel good man. Nice and relaxed.
1:22.0	Yeah, we're in the middle of the bomb cyclone right now for all our list over.
1:25.6	So aren't in the Northeast. Didn't feel like it was over driving here.
1:29.2	Was snowing? Dude, it took me an hour to just shovel out the driveway to get my car out.
1:33.8	The bomb cyclones over? Yeah, I know, but we're waiting after that. What is the bomb after that?
1:37.8	Dr. Chris, why don't you tell the audience what the bomb cyclone is?
1:41.2	I read about it, it was really boring. It's something like forms in the sea and some like meteorologists
1:46.4	said something, it's called like a bomb something and then they started calling this type of storm bombs
1:53.0	and then somebody named it bomb cyclone. Is it cyclone because of the cyclone rollercoaster in Corny Island?
1:58.6	Yes, really? Yeah, that's why. It's weird, right? That sounds like a song or band name bomb cyclone.
2:06.8	You always ask me how I'm doing, how are you doing? I mean, I'm good. Dangerously Z on Twitter says no questions.
2:14.2	Just praise love you guys. Okay, so right before we started recording Dave tweeted that we're recording and send questions in.
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