Dopey 530: Liquid LSD in the Eyes! Smoking Meth at a Puppy Mill and Doing Sexy Tarp Stuff on the Road to Recovery with Sam Miller

Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction and Recovery

Dave & Chris

Comedy, Health & Fitness, Health & Fitness:mental Health, Mental Health, Alternative Health

4.8 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 9 May 2025

⏱️ 150 minutes

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Summary

This week on Dopey! Dave welcomes comedian Sam Miller, who opens up about his chaotic journey from childhood gas huffing to meth addiction at a puppy mill in Washington State. Sam shares jaw-dropping stories of selling liquid LSD drops, being tied to a chair by his best friend over a stolen car, and the darkly hilarious moments of surviving as a homeless addict in Seattle. From suicidal thoughts to a life-changing intervention, Sam’s journey is a raw, unfiltered look at addiction, recovery, and finding redemption through stand-up comedy. Plus, Dave talks about Knicks playoff fever, a new Toodles for Chris scholarship update, and a grim voicemail about needle sharing in prison. Stay strong, Dopey Nation. 💥💉🌪️ www.patreon.com/dopeypodcast

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0:00.0	This is the mother fucking dopey potty.
0:10.0	Oh shit.
0:16.0	Bring the dopey, lay it down.
0:23.6	Smack, crack, meth, PCP, benzos, alcohol and ketamine too.
0:33.6	No matter what you did or do stay strong doopey nation listen good follow along
0:46.3	Dave's got the guest to bring the dopey Be Whether you're smoking crack, shooting, smack, snorting, blow, twisting bobs, buffing, cratum, drinking beer, humping fuel the dopey part test for you.
1:33.1	Stay strong.
1:36.2	Don't be nation and motherfucking to-dools for Chris.
1:52.2	This episode of Dopee is brought to you by our very good friends at Oro Recovery.
1:59.3	If you're willing to go to sunny Southern California to get better, I cannot suggest going to Oro enough.
2:03.4	They were created by Bob Forrest and his friends, Evan, Jared, and Bob. They made a spot that is just like Paradise, and everybody that we know that has been there says it changed their life.
2:13.1	They believe in helping drug addicts and alcoholics by using compassion and connection rather
2:18.6	than control.
2:19.9	Their team has decades of experience in helping with co-occurring mental health disorders.
2:25.1	They give you so many strategies for dealing with addiction and most importantly they care,
2:30.5	which is just incredible.
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2:37.4	the whole deal, the spiritually transformative sweat lodge, the potentially spiritually transformative
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2:43.5	If you want to go to sunny Southern California to get well, check them out at ororecovery.com.
2:50.7	We have people there now.
2:52.2	Nobody wants to leave.
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