Dopey Tuesday RAYtreon Teaser: F*CK THE CELTICS - Deli Dave vs. New York City Dave PLUS DOES THE LAST OF US SUCK NOW?

Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction and Recovery

Dave & Chris

Comedy, Health & Fitness, Health & Fitness:mental Health, Mental Health, Alternative Health

4.8 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2025

⏱️ 18 minutes

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Summary

This week on the Tuesday Teaser, it’s Deli Dave live from his dad’s apartment after witnessing the Knicks destroy the fucking Celtics at the Garden. Dave’s ranting, grateful, full of rage, and maybe a little too high on spite and salt. He tells the tale of being surrounded by Boston fans, why he might be losing his mind over the NBA playoffs, and how a man with a salt-and-pepper beard stole his nickname. Then: Ray Brown is back to dish out Dopey’s hottest topics — Grindr cleaning offers, premature fan interactions, Botox for your soul, and Ray’s anti-aging sex life. Plus: a real heartfelt moment from the street, and the return of Dave’s paranoia that this whole thing isn’t even a real podcast. Oh yeah, and they butcher “Our Lips Are Sealed” and crush “The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down.” www.patreon.com/dopeypodcast

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dopey, the podcast on drugs, addiction, and other dumb shit.
0:22.4	And this isn't even a real podcast. I mean, is it a real podcast? It is the Tuesday teaser
0:27.1	for Patreon, which means I tell you to go, or I ask you, I beg you, please just go sign up for
0:36.3	Patreon. Are you a dopey fan?
0:39.4	Did you just stumble on to dopy in some random moment today?
0:45.2	You were looking for a recovery podcast and you found this mess.
0:49.7	My name is David.
0:51.1	I am currently at my father's apartment in Manhattan. And last night, I got to go
0:58.3	to Madison Square Garden to see the Knicks play the Boston Celtics, and the Knicks
1:04.7	fucking stomped the life out of those fucking bastards. So what a fucking time to be alive.
1:14.6	What a glorious time to say,
1:17.3	fuck you to the Celtics and all the Celtic fans.
1:21.6	But first, I want to say this.
1:23.7	I have a friend, and I'm sure I've talked about this before,
1:30.3	I am a recovering drug addict and alcoholic. I go to a meeting, a recovery meeting out on Long Island in Suffolk County. I grew up in
1:38.8	New York City, and there's another guy that goes to the meeting as well, and he's from Boston.
1:45.6	He's very fashionable.
1:47.3	He works in New York City, and he's also Jewish.
1:51.6	He also has a salt and pepper beard.
1:53.7	He is a dear friend of mine.
1:55.1	His name is Dave.
1:56.6	And somehow the fucking fuckos at my meeting called Dave from Boston, New York City, Dave.
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