Doors like a raver's neck
Smith and Sniff
Jonny Smith and Richard Porter
4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 14 December 2020
⏱️ 48 minutes
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Summary
Richard has spotted a strange design influence on a certain Vauxhall. Also in this episode, Jonny has been extracting a mystery car from a garage opposite Gino D'Acampo's house and Richard thinks Tom Selleck is a handy driver. Plus, eighties TV title sequence wormholes, Spender's Sierra Sapphire Cosworth, scuffing Mr GT-R's GT-R, unsolicited facts about the British TV industry in Elstree, Jonny losing his Soul, and what is Jon Bon Jovi on about with his steel horse nonsense? Also contains surprising news about the origins of Jason Plato.
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| 0:00.0 | Attention at all passengers. You can now book your train tickets on Uber and get 10% back in Uber credits to spend on your next train journey. |
| 0:11.0 | So no excuses not to visit your in-laws this Christmas. |
| 0:16.5 | Trains now on Uber. Tees and sees apply check the Uber app. |
| 0:26.2 | I'm Richard Porter I'm Richard Porter. I'm Johnny Smith and this is Smith and Smith and Smith a podcast in which two friends talk about cars and this week euphemisms |
| 0:29.9 | from Motorcycle. motorcycle. |
| 0:40.0 | I went down a wormhole this week because I've been busy so obviously as anyone who works at home, which I guess a lot of people at the moment still, |
| 0:45.3 | you know, the more busy you are the more that your brain goes, hey, let's hop on YouTube and |
| 0:50.4 | watch the title sequences from 80s TV shows for a bit because that'll be productive. |
| 0:54.7 | I'm glad it's not me. Oh it's, I hope it's everyone. I'm hopeless. Yeah, so that's what I was just watching. I was like 80s theme tunes that'll inspire me to actually get on with the work I'm being paid for. |
| 1:08.0 | I watched the opening credits to the to Spender the other day because I couldn't remember what it looked like it was awful. |
| 1:14.8 | Yeah I couldn't describe any part of the spender titles to you. It was like |
| 1:18.8 | really rubbish sort of billboards that people were walking past on the street and there was no vision of the |
| 1:26.2 | Sierra Cosworth which I thought well that's shit because I was expecting a really sullen looking |
| 1:32.4 | northern man man in a shiny suit drashing a Sierra |
| 1:38.4 | Sapphire around but no that's not who was it somebody described Nail as having a face like an old shoe. |
| 1:45.2 | I don't think that's ever been better. He sort of does, doesn't he just sort of |
| 1:49.7 | leathery and worn in the face? Oh completely he just looks massively pissed off all the time. |
| 1:56.0 | I mean he might he might actually be massively pissed off all the time. In fact he might |
| 2:00.8 | still drive around as if he's on the set of a very late 80s early 90s kind of |
| 2:07.6 | of kop gritty cop drama set in the north of England. Was that like Sierra Sapphire not being constantly stolen during filming? |
| 2:16.8 | Like they'd wrap for the day and leave the Sierra sort of at their unit base and |
| 2:21.7 | they come back the next morning they'd gone but then |
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