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Smith and Sniff

Are you hanging up a stocking on your wall?

Smith and Sniff

Jonny Smith and Richard Porter

The Grand Tour, Road Trips, Leisure, Comedy, 5th Gear, Automotive, Top Gear, Improv, Cars

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 21 December 2020

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Are you hanging up a stocking on your wall? Recorded just before Christmas was cancelled, Jonny and Richard have a seasonal chat about a Network Q VHS smut collection, models of car that won't die, Horacio Pagani's ongoing Zonda hell, and the personal transport of Roy Wood from Wizzard. Plus, unsolicited facts about Land Rover Defenders, Next in-store music policies, and Slade.

A big and sincere thank you to everyone who has supported the Smith and Sniff podcasts in 2020. The show will return on 11 January 2021.

Merry Xmas Everybody, but every line is "Are you hanging up a stocking on your wall?" - https://youtu.be/-k4yjCo8JWs

Don't You Want Me? but every line is "You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar" - https://youtu.be/_74N7KJmEj4

Merry Christmas everyone.



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0:00.0

May I have your attention please you can now book your train tickets on Uber and get

0:08.0

10% back in credits to spend on your next Uber ride so you don't have to walk home in the rain again.

0:15.0

Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app.

0:20.0

I'm Richard Porter. I'm Johnny Smith and this is Smith and Smith and this is Smith and

0:26.1

Smith a podcast in which two friends talk about cars for the last time this year. Well, here we are the last show of the year of the year of 2020.

0:44.0

Yeah.

0:45.0

Well, what I what well this has been the year for the podcast isn't it?

0:50.0

Hasn't it?

0:51.0

Yeah. Everyone's got a podcast now. We're not special. No, we're not special, but you know we hang in there.

0:58.0

This will be, I can't remember, it's the, it's like a 37th episode we've done possibly 38

1:05.9

because there was an episode zero which I idiotically forgot about it doesn't make any

1:10.9

sense so whatever the episode number there's actually one more but that's

1:14.8

by the by no one really cares but we made it this far and I'd like to say a thank you I'd like to

1:22.2

say thank you to everybody who has listened to it and or kind of

1:26.4

name-checked us to say how much they've enjoyed the the podcasts. We get some really

1:32.0

lovely heartwarming messages saying,

1:33.8

you've kept me sane, which I do find quite hard to believe, given the amount of absolute

1:38.4

toss we've been talking about.

1:39.7

I think that would be the last thing I would expect us to do.

1:43.7

Yeah, I thought I was sane and then I heard you talking and I started to believe that I was

1:48.9

losing my mind.

1:50.1

Yeah.

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