Hello and welcome to Smosh reads Reddit Stories. I'm Shane and today's theme is wild.

We've got some wild stories today and we have people here with me who are no strangers to wild stories.

We have Angela and our friend Cal McCraven, aka Funky Frog Bates, joining us. First time here on the Reddit couch. Thank you for joining us.

Yeah, first time here, not first time listener.

You mentioned that in preparation for the show, you watched like 11 hours.

I was doing drills.

I was in my kitchen.

I was like, I was like washing dishes and I was like, yeah, Shane, that right.

That person is an idiot.

In fact, on top of that, I'm going to practice. Okay, I'm glad to hear that. Yeah, yeah. Well, are you familiar with Reddit? I'm assuming yes. I'm a lurker, I would say. I'm a lurker, a researcher, not an active participant, let's say. I think that's a good place to be. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because you do tons of online research for what you do. Yeah, probably too much. Yeah, because I watch some of your videos, and I'm amazed at how, like, in-depth you go on, like, wild things on the internet. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah impressive. And my mental health has not suffered at all. Yeah. Well, great. Well, we have a bunch of wild stories. I think these are going to go all over the place. So I can't tell you exactly what's about to happen. I'm so ready to get way too emotionally invested in something that a 14-year-old probably made up for attention.

This is going to be great.

And then right here doing the exact same thing.

All right.

We have our first story here.

It comes from, am I overreacting?

Am I overreacting?

My girlfriend won't stop swapping out my real groceries with small

versions of the items. Oh, like the baby things? Like, I think, you know how like most stores have

like a regular version and they usually have like a compact version of, like you know how the Coke has

regular Coke cans and there's like the tinier Coke cans? Oh, I was thinking cans. Oh, like a full-on carrot and then it's like a singular baby carrot. That's like what I'm imagining. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. That makes sense. That makes sense. I think she's actually hilarious. That's my off the go. That's my take. Yeah, okay. Let's see how small these replacements are. This sounds like a great bit. It's like, oh, my girlfriend who runs the tiny kitchen. She cooks the tiny little things. Oh my gosh, I love that stuff. Okay. It is great. It's basically what the title says, but the weird part is she won't ever admit that it's her.

She just sort of looks at me and pretends to be confused when I confront her. Basically, every few

weeks I come home and some of my groceries are missing and are replaced by miniature

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