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They should be embarrassed by what they already did.

I'm not making these people do these things.

Called donkey of the day, and it really caught me off guard. Damn, Solomon, who got the donkey of the day today? Well, just hilarious. Donkey A day for Wednesday, March 4th, goes to a Florida man named Daniel Abramowicz. Abramowicz? Now, what did your uncle, Shala always tell you about the great state of Florida? Say it with me, The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida. And today is no exception. Okay. Daniel is 29 years old. And he is a New Jersey native, but he lives in Florida. Okay. And he's been drinking that Florida tap water. And when you drink that Florida tap water, even if you're not from there, you become a Floridian okay those are the rules and

that's exactly what happened to Daniel see Daniel was charged with battery and violating the terms of

a three year probation sentence he was on probation for a 2003 felony conviction for stealing

and pawning a watch okay Daniel has a pretty healthy rap sheet y'all all right his criminal history

includes convictions for obstruction probation violation burglary

and it includes a prior domestic battery conviction for punching his baby

mama in the face well he has a new battery case because he does not subscribe

to the proverb waste not want not which means if you do

not waste resources okay money food materials uh you will never be in need or want for anything later

okay see i understand that phrase because i am frugal van dross baby i don't waste a thing i save

and i am appreciative of everything because I know what I could waste somebody

would die for literally but Daniel didn't get this memo all right he's just a

waste a waste man see he pulled up to a McDonald's drive-thru at 1 a.m. I know what

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