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This is stop fly time machine I'm Andy Dawson baa baa baa

I'm cinderlady so what?

Hello it's today's episode and it's a little bit special because I'm doing it from

the services near Doncaster on the year one I've parked up and I've built

I've fashioned some kind of car studio straight in front of me I can see a

Greg's and a Burger King which has obviously got me got my juices flowing

To the left is a travel lodge

Which of course is my spiritual home when I'm on the road

And I've got my microphone jammed into the steering wheel. Would you let me to honk the horn Sam?

Yeah, do it.

Ah, the keys need to be in it won't do it unless the keys are in.

Really? Yeah, that weird. I think so anyway.

Oh, what the fuck was that?

Oh, the battery's gone, mate. tell there it is oh yeah nice there you go

lovely stuff lovely stuff yeah all good

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