It is Thursday, October 31st, Halloween in America. Five days to go. This is the warning.

Donald Trump spent the day on the campaign trail dressing up as a garbage man. Here he is

trying to get into the truck. Serious question, what's wrong with him? Now, the campaign has done a

reasonably good job of hiding this man's infirmities. But the truth is, he's infirm. This is a 78-year-old

man who can't lift his leg, cannot climb into a truck. Look at the scene. The artificial

coloring pancaked onto his face, the absurd vest. And over and over again, we got to witness

one of the greatest Trumpian tells.

Can you believe it?

Can you believe it?

To expedite removals of Trenda, Aragua, and other savage gangs, I will invoke the Alien

Enemies Act of 1798.

Can you believe 1798? That's when we had people that wanted to protect their people.

I have to go back a long way. Let me help you out here. And I think the American people is a general

proposition have a hard time with this. As someone who grew up in New Jersey, I understand it perfectly. What Donald

Trump is, is a New York City bullshitter of the world-class variety. And every time he says,

can you believe it? What he's really trying to tell you is I'm lying my ass off.

Is it possible that you people are stupid enough to believe what's coming out of my mouth?

And the answer is, for a lot of the country, yes.

Speaking of garbage, there's a lot of garbage around Donald Trump.

Corey Lewandowski is garbage. This guy who groped one of Trump's donors, or this guy,

who dropped an abortion pill into a stripper's drink to force her to terminate a pregnancy

after unprotected sex, somebody who's been accused of rape, someone who knocked up his mistress

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