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A couple years ago, I had hernia surgery. They basically take a patch and

sew up your intestines so that your stuff doesn't all pop out.

I don't know you went to medical school.

But the one thing they tell you afterwards is don't obviously don't lift anything. Don't strain yourself for the first couple of days

and the first day back on my feet, I had to go on a talk show and

it was Andy Cohen's show. Watch what happens live.

As I was about to walk out and they were calling my name, I see Andy Seamy and I hadn't seen Andy

Andy's the host of the show and I'm walking toward him and he gets this really like wild excited looking his eyes and he starts

scampering toward me and he leapt up on me and I could feel for the first time since the surgery like a strain and a pull and

how and I like made a noise and he was like what's wrong and I said and then of course I had to launch into the whole thing.

I said, well, Andy, I just had hernia surgery and so on.

So then we ended up talking about it on the show we had to and it was live. At least her stuff didn't come out.

That's true.

You're listening to Life is Short. I'm your host Justin Long and Life could be a dream sweetheart.

With me as always is my hernia free. I know you know hernia. I've had two hernias.

What? You only had one? Oh snap.

Shit, I feel so inadequate now. Yeah, I only had one.

I had two. I had one as a baby. Remember this right?

I had one as a baby. That's right. Oh baby gets a hernia. I'll still never get the bottom of that.

You were lifting heavy blocks.

But they told me they told our parents unbeknownst to me that when a baby gets a hernia

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