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If I'm a burglar and I'm nervous about doing my little burglaries and somebody else like

burglar, my cousin burgl goes and burglars someplace, would I be more inclined to be like, well, if my cousin Mike can go and burgle that museum, then maybe I can burgle this other museum.

Right. So this is like, it's speculative, but it's like a crime world, like a competitive, kind of like a bragging rights type of thing.

Competitive crime world is good.

Competitive criminals.

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