Just a few hours ago, Donald held another one of his interminable press conferences in the Oval Office during a visit from new German Chancellor, Frisiermertz.

And while the Chancellor came to talk about relatively important things, like, I don't know, war, peace, and diplomacy, Donald had something on his mind that was much more important to him.

His ostensible public breakup with Elon Musk. Yeah, instead of discussing national security with

one of our most important allies, who at this point is responsible for filling the void left by the United States

when it comes to Russia's illegal war against Ukraine. Donald decided it was time, yeah,

to share his dirty little sorted story of his relationship with Elon Musk.

So we put together every job Donald made at Musk during the presser just to show you what

it, what an extraordinary statesman he is.

Take a look.

You know, Elon's upset because we took the EV mandate, which was a lot of money for electric vehicles,

and, you know, they're having a hard time to the electric vehicles, and they want us to pay billions of dollars in subsidy.

I can understand why he's upset.

Remember, he was here for a long time.

You saw a man who was very happy when

he stood behind the elbow desk and even with the black guy. I said, do you want a little

makeup? We'll get you a little makeup. But he said, no, I don't think so, which is interesting.

I'll tell you, it's not, he's not the first. People leave my administration and they love us.

And then at some point they miss it so badly.

And some of them embrace it and some of them actually become hostile.

I don't know what it is.

It's sort of Trump derangement syndrome.

I guess they call it. Oh, well, yeah. It's sort of Trump derangement syndrome. I guess they call it.

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