Don't Use Artillery Shells as Doorstops (Friday Release Valve)
The Political Orphanage
Andrew Heaton
4.9 • 1000 Ratings
🗓️ 26 June 2020
⏱️ 30 minutes
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Summary
(NSFK) Leo Kearse, Scottish Comedian of the Year 2018, rejoins the program to suss out the week's better underserved headlines, from British citizens asking New Zealand to invade it to even more things that can get you arrested in Cambodia. You can follow Leo on his YouTube channel at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCp1hRBGoDHKSn4HiHIzkXAw
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| 0:00.0 | It is Friday and I am tired of reading think tank papers and books. We're going to quit that. |
| 0:14.8 | We're just going to cover the funny headlines of the week. We're going to do |
| 0:17.4 | another installment of Friday release valve. Leo, are you there? |
| 0:21.6 | Hello, Andrew. I'm here. |
| 0:23.3 | Leo, it is a pleasure to see you coming to us. |
| 0:25.9 | Are you in the UK or Australia? |
| 0:27.4 | Where are you? |
| 0:28.8 | I'm in the UK. |
| 0:29.5 | I just got back from Australia. |
| 0:31.2 | I wish I'd stayed in Australia though. It was amazing out there. |
| 0:34.4 | The Australian winter was about 10 degrees warmer than the British summer. |
| 0:39.2 | I was staying in. I was going to the beach every day, running the beach hiking in the hills it was just amazing |
| 0:45.1 | they haven't really had coronavirus there so everything was still |
| 0:48.1 | everything was open comedy clubs opened the day after I left so I've come back to the UK but I won't be able to work for |
| 0:55.2 | another like you know year or something. |
| 0:57.0 | Why did you come back to the UK? |
| 0:59.0 | Because is that last I checked you had gone to Australia I guess for like the Perth French Festival or something like that so you're |
| 1:04.6 | doing like a comedy festival and then you just got trapped there and I was like not a |
| 1:08.5 | horrible place to be trapped but you were still working and you decided to come back to |
| 1:11.5 | the UK to enjoy the riots and why did you |
| 1:16.4 | return? |
| 1:17.4 | It was a coronavirus, there's a race war. |
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