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Alice Isn't Dead

Don't Tell Alice Part 1, Chapter 5: I'm Going to Tell Alice

Alice Isn't Dead

Night Vale Presents

Fiction, Drama

4.65.8K Ratings

🗓️ 8 June 2026

⏱️ 25 minutes

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0:26.2

I'm driving fast because I need to outrun my doubts.

0:31.0

Don't tell Alice, the woman on the phone had insisted,

0:35.0

and I had believed her because there was some intangible aspect that

0:39.6

made me trust her. She reminded me of Sylvia maybe, of someone working to make the world better.

0:49.4

And it didn't hurt Alice not to tell her. It only hurt me. It corroded my soul.

1:01.0

But I was wrong.

1:03.0

I'd been wrong to ever listen to nonsense like that.

1:06.0

Alice and I had long ago left behind secrets and betrayal.

1:11.6

We were on a different kind of journey now, one that we were making together, not merely side by side.

1:19.6

If you tell me something, assume Alice knows it too.

1:25.6

So I need to rectify. Alice knows it too.

1:32.9

So I need to rectify what I have done wrong.

1:35.9

Maybe Alice will be angry.

1:38.3

I hope she is forgiving.

1:42.2

Honestly, she better be.

1:49.2

I was pretty forgiving about all things considering her whole deal if i stop if i think about it if i remember the woman's ragged voice when she asked me begged me not to tell

1:57.2

alice i might feel doubt.

2:05.5

I might start to wonder if there is a good reason for the secrecy.

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