Don't Tell Alice Part 1, Chapter 3: There Are Two Americas
Alice Isn't Dead
Night Vale Presents
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🗓️ 11 May 2026
⏱️ 23 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I headed home for a few weeks. I refused to disappear completely. As far as Alice knows, these will be occasional work trips. Don't tell Alice, okay, but don't abandon Alice either. |
| 0:20.0 | She didn't abandon Alice either. |
| 0:27.2 | She didn't have any questions, has no interest in thinking about the road ever again, |
| 0:29.0 | and who can blame her? |
| 0:35.1 | She was a little surprised by the RV, but I told her the car had finally broken down after barely hanging on for so long, and I was able to |
| 0:38.9 | trade it in for this, which would save on hotel costs. More or less the truth. She kissed me, |
| 0:46.4 | told me that the way my brain works will be studied by science, and then we went on with our |
| 0:52.0 | days until I had to leave again. |
| 0:59.0 | I watched her disappear in my mirror, waving goodbye. |
| 1:04.0 | These times when I'm away from her feel like dreams, adrift until I can feel her skin on mine again. |
| 1:08.0 | But if I'm not careful, |
| 1:10.0 | they are dreams I will not wake from The |
| 1:30.3 | The Alice isn't dead. Don't Tell Alice by Joseph Fink, performed by Jessicaaseka Nicole, Music and Sound Design by Dysperition. |
| 2:04.9 | Part 1, Chapter 3. There are Two Americas. |
| 2:12.9 | It's late. I have the RV pulled into a little grassy abandoned lot off a highway. |
| 2:22.3 | I've been avoiding more official parking spots, with hookups and security. |
| 2:28.3 | Partly because I just don't have a ton of money to spend on what are supposed to be work trips earning me money, |
| 2:40.1 | and also, because the part of myself that got me this far doesn't want to be seen. |
| 2:44.3 | I'd rather slip through this country, undetected. |
| 2:55.6 | I cover the windows so that the light doesn't give me away. The RV? |
| 2:57.6 | I've taken to calling her Danton, |
| 2:59.6 | because I'm lonely out here |
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