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YouTuber News: The Podcast

Global

Leisure, Comedy, News

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 20 July 2021

⏱️ 17 minutes

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Summary

Well... Just having a look here....... Nope, it looks like there's no news whatsoever about Tana Mongeau this week... OH WAIT. Of course there's some Tana news and plenty more besides. Find out what some German boys did, catch some "True YouTuber Facts" and get a whole load of numbers in THAT segment (you know, the one about numbers). Make sure you subscribe and leave a review! Follow Benedict: Twitter: @benedicttown Instagram: @benedicttown

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0:00.0	I want you to think of a number, any number, between one and ten.
0:08.5	Have you got it?
0:10.0	Okay, great.
0:12.0	Now divide that number by three.
0:15.0	Okay, now add your original number to this new number. Now chill out for a second. Here's some smooth jazz to help you.
0:25.6	Lovely. Now take your remaining number and add your age. I'll give you a second.
0:48.0	Okay, now add the year you were born. Now hold up your calculator in front of you and turn the calculator upside down.
0:59.9	Does it seem to spell something?
1:02.1	It should.
1:03.5	It spells welcome to YouTube and News, the podcast.
1:06.9	My name is Benedict Townsend, and it's good to be here with you, and I'm welcoming you to the show.
1:12.5	My friends, that's called Math of Magic.
1:16.0	And this is called YouTube News. Cue the music.
1:19.6	Yes, welcome back everybody to YouTube News, the podcast.
1:22.4	My name is Benedict Townsend, your host, as always, and it really is wonderful as be back with you for yet another
1:28.1	installment of this lovely little homemade, organic, vegan-approved podcast.
1:34.3	There is no meat in this podcast, apart, of course, from the meaty news stories that I'll be
1:39.8	delivering to you sizzling like a fresh steak and seasoned by Salt Bay himself. And we've got all
1:46.7	kinds of crazy stories for you today. And we also have the return of true YouTuber facts
1:51.1	and a numbers segment as well. It's a bumper episode for a bumper boy. The bumper boy in question
1:58.3	is, of course, me. You are of course welcome to listen to the episode as well, but this episode is mainly for the bumper boy, and the bumper boy is the bumper boy in question is, of course, me. You are, of course, welcome to listen to the episode as well,
2:02.3	but this episode is mainly for the bumper boy,
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