Don't Slut-Shame the Cat and Other Musings on Life
Marriage and Martinis
Adam Silverstein
4.8 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 31 May 2022
⏱️ 56 minutes
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Summary
In this episode, Danielle and Adam spend some time catching everyone up on their crazy recent adventures, including new kittens being born in their backyard, and how Danielle had to learn to trap the feral mama cat in order to get her spayed. Plus, what's on their summer bucket list, considering all three kids will be out of the house at the same time for almost three weeks. As always, life is nuts in the Silverstein household, but luckily it also makes for some hilarious conversation.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey everybody! |
| 0:29.2 | Welcome to Marriage or Martini's, I'm Adam, here is Danielle, welcome to our cat episode. |
| 0:35.1 | The stop hat. It is on a cat episode. Oh, I thought it was a cat episode. I'm just going by the |
| 0:40.6 | questions that you ask. Well, our whole lives right now, kind of is cats, which is really weird. |
| 0:48.0 | How did this happen? But before we start, I want to kind of lodge a complaint. Is that okay? |
| 0:52.8 | Is there a suggestion for us? Complaints are on the third floor by the pool. |
| 0:59.2 | And then there's a box you can put your questions. Should I give my complaints to like deck shepherds |
| 1:03.4 | podcasts instead or something? Exactly. No, you made me this delicious rum drink. Okay. |
| 1:09.8 | However, it's in a wine glass number one. Well, I'm not done. I'm not done. That was only the first |
| 1:16.1 | complaint. There's no fucking umbrella. Right. And I'm in my house in Manalapin. |
| 1:24.4 | Like, there's all kinds of wrong with this. First of all, it should be in some kind of like |
| 1:29.4 | islandy glass. It should have a beautiful umbrella if it's a rum drink. Right. |
| 1:37.6 | And I should be in the fucking Caribbean. Right. For the first time in years. So to answer question |
| 1:44.6 | number one or complaint number one, we had those glasses. You broke them all. I did. Yeah, |
| 1:50.2 | so we have none more. How did I do that? The umbrellas are my fault. I sell cocktail umbrellas. |
| 1:57.4 | I should have them. You're like a shoemaker with no shoes. And being in the Caribbean. Yeah. |
| 2:03.8 | Let's do it. Let's do it. I agree. Okay. I would love to. But I just feel like you could do better. |
| 2:10.6 | You're a really good bartender. I mean, the drink is delicious. Yeah. But you really are an |
| 2:14.9 | amazing makeshift bartender. This glass is depressing. I get it. I understand. |
| 2:21.6 | The atmosphere is really depressing. Well, come on. I mean, it's a nice. |
| 2:27.2 | It's our podcast. I love it. Right. But it's not the Caribbean. Right. Not the |
| 2:32.6 | Caribbean. It's not a small boat going over to a big island where there's like, they're playing |
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