Welcome back to the Dirt Show. I missed you for the last four days. If you miss me, you

can always get me on locals every day. I have my three-minute stick on what's going on.

In the news, the last show was over the top. People just loved seeing all my

chachkis and all my decorations have been dependence on Lincoln and Washington

and Jefferson. People just really really liked that. I'm going to read some

letters. Pro and Kant, believe it or not, there was some Kant, too. But today we're

going to talk about a much more controversial issue, much more controversial.

The Declaration of Independence, Albert Einstein or Abraham Lincoln. Today we're

going to talk about what has come to be called don't say gay. The Florida law laws

that are now being considered in a number of other states which would restrict

the teaching of information or even discussion of information about sexuality to

kids in kindergarten, first grade, second grade, third grade, and that would

require age-appropriate discussion of such matters through the end of

elementary school. Let me be very very clear about this. Both sides of this

debate are dead wrong. Both sides are wrong. Both sides, if it's a critical,

plague on both sides of this thing. Why are both sides wrong? Because it's

America. It's 2022. Everything is true sides. There's no nuance. There's

nothing to discuss. Either you're for don't say gay or you're not for don't say

gay. There's no conversation. The side that doesn't want this statute of an

acted thinks that the people who want it are a bunch of sensors and and big

hits. The other people are the other side think that people who are against the

statute of pedophiles and child molesters and groomers. Welcome to America.

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