The Michael Berry Show

People will often ask when on days like today, it is the beginning of Pride Month.

Well, Michael,

how come we don't have straight Pride Month?

And NPR explains why.

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Namaste, day to you.

You're listening to Why Street Pride is literally violence.

I'm your host, Kyle Featherbottom.

Today, we will examine how a jokes just tweet about straight Pride Month can kill people.

Anytime that a heterosexual person wants to tweet an expression of their pride,

in the fact that they prefer to take on another heterosexual person as a lover,

that is a form of white colonialism.

Allow me to explain.

You see, heterosexual white colonists would rape, pillage, and murder.

Therefore, all heterosexual love is, in fact, rape.

And when you are proud of that, you are pillaging the love of the gay community.

This is why I no longer attend family gatherings.

I cannot be in the same room with the two people that created me with white colonist rape.

It literally kills me every time I'm around them and makes me ashamed of my very existence.

No, love is only pure when it's between two gay men or two lesbian women,

or gay men and a trans man, or a trans man and a trans woman, or two trans men.

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