Hello and welcome to Food for Thought, a podcast, gaffith for a multiracial mix of queer

writers gathered around the table to talk about sex, identity, culture, what we like to

read, and who we like to read.

Food for Thought, we got the clap, we got the clap, we got the clap, I'm just starting

on the clap, never laughing, I almost spit out my throat, the clap over the slap any day

of the week.

Has anyone actually got the clap, had the clap before?

It's chlamydia, right?

No, I think the clap is actually gonorrhea, I don't really, yes, yes, if I remember correctly,

the clap is gonorrhea, I knew that I looked at the story one more, it's like a historical

thing before we knew what bacteria it was caused, I believe.

But if you want to ask yourself, has someone on this podcast had STI, the answer is yes,

and it was me.

I don't think I've ever had gonorrhea, but I had an ex that almost gave me gonorrhea

after we broke up, which means like he was sleeping with someone while we were together,

and he felt so bad that he had to tell me about almost giving me diarrhea, almost giving

me diarrhea, he felt so bad about almost giving me gonorrhea that he bought me a signed

copy of Lena Dunham's book.

This is from, and it was signed to me like, bad to the worst, it was like signed to

friend, which is like honestly like worse than gonorrhea.

What did it mess it like?

I'm sorry, I would definitely, Lena Dunham, I definitely have the clap, yeah, dear friend,

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