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Good morning and welcome to the Dan Bongino show and happy St. Patrick's Day.

Take a look at it, right? We're doing very well. I got along well with.

We call him St. Patrick. I call him Pat. He's a tremendous guy. And we made a beautiful deal together. I said to him, Pat, you know, you look at the gold at the end of your rainbow. And it all belongs to me. You don't take a, you don't take one, not one shilling or whatever you call it. You don't take

the doubloon. We have a lot of de bloons. Everybody loves the de blooms, but, uh, said to Pat, it's all my gold. If you take it, we're going to have a lot of problems. He said to me, sir, we don't want problems with you, sir, not after everything you've done. So, uh, we got a long way. We made a beautiful deal and you take a look at, you may have heard of him. Lucky the Lepricon. He's a great guy. He said to me, Lattie, there after me Lucky Charms, Laddy. I don't know what we're going to do about it. I said to him, Lucky, you've got a problem. It's the North American land whale known as Rosie O'Donnell. She's after your lucky charms. We don't want to see it

happen. And we're not taking her back from you either. If you send Rosie back, we're going to

tariff Ireland at 5,000 percent per pound, which is a lot of pounds. Think about it. So we say

happy St. Patrick's Day to you. And we say, may your troubles be less. may your blessings be more and may nothing but happiness

come through your door thank you for your attention to this matter happy st patrick state of the

bongino army sean ferris here with you again as you see we're we're festive this morning

i've got you actually this is it you see that the size of the dishes I got on the side of my head.

I get a lot of people online and they say things like, oh, you know, you should have been in Lord of the Rings. And I'm like, yeah, whatever. Cool. I've got big ears. We'll understand that. But I get internet everywhere that I go with these things and you don't. But now we're going to swap hats. You get one look at my horrible hairdo.

We'll get ready to go into the show today.

Good morning to everybody.

It's great to be back.

Thank you so much for all the support, all the kind feedback, everything that we got yesterday.

It seemed to have done really well. Obviously, I made a post last night on X thanking a lot of people

and generally the audience in general as a whole.

It was a great moment to be able to sit here and do that show yesterday.

And it's another great moment to be able to do that today.

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