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Good morning and welcome to the Dan Bonino show.

It is not Dan Bongino, as you can tell, much to the chagrin and the dismay of Nicole Wallace. I know she has a huge crush on Dan.

I don't know what that's all about. I don't know if she's going to comment on my shirt today.

Not sure if this is Nicole Wallace approved. Unfortunately for Nicole and for everybody, right, honestly, even for me, I'm going to have nothing to listen to later today. I listen to Dan Bongino's for every day. I'm doing the show now, so I'm not going to be able to listen to it later. It's interesting. No, I'll be doing that. I will give myself at least a play on Apple Podcasts and Spotify. Make sure you go over to rumble.com slash Bongino with the follow button as well. I know you guys have been stacking on thousands upon thousands upon thousands

of new subscribers, new listeners all over the place, trending at the top of the charts.

All the Dumers were like, ah, it's going to be a flop. But I was like, yes, that's not. That's not,

that's not what's going to happen. I know I'm not the man you're looking for, Nicole, but just so you don't get any ideas, okay? I'm happily married, so let's keep those eyeballs up here, please. Focus. Listen, keep on your mind. That's out of your mind. Okay? Eyes up here.

All right.

Listen, I listen to this show every day.

For those of you don't know me, my name is Sean Ferrish. I host the show Ungoverned on LFA TV. I always tell people I have the toughest job in the world because I streamed at the same time as Dan Bongino. I didn't do that on purpose. It's just the way it is. The best part about it is, though, I get a lot of people who tell me, oh, my gosh, you know, you sound like Dan.

It sounds like you listen to him a lot.

It's true. And we're both live at the same time, so you can't accuse me of any stealing his stuff. Okay, that's the best part about all that. But it's a good idea. For those of you you don't know, I was, the first time I listened to Dan Bonjino, I was stuck in Memorial Day traffic on the Tappan Z bridge.

Any New Yorkers in the chat understand the Tappan Z bridge.

You know, it's not the Mario Cuomo bridge. It's still the Tappan Z.

I was sitting in traffic heading up to my friend's house.

I needed something to listen to.

I needed something to take my attention off of the fact that there was some just absolutely awful traffic that I was sitting in. For those of you who have ever been in the car with me

while there's traffic, you don't want to be in the car with me while there's traffic.

I have done damage to my vehicle because of traffic. I actually

punched the GPS screen because Google was trying to be funny. It was like, there's a slowdown ahead.

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